It’s been a little over a month since the day I woke up, looked at my phone, and saw that Donald Trump had won the election. It was ...On December 10, 2016 / By jansaenz
“You’re a writer? Me too! Will you read this?” Depending on whom I’m talking to, this question is either a real treat for me or it’s a prompt ...On May 5, 2016 / By jansaenz
I’m not a girlie girl. I wear chucks and neglect my eyebrows. Last winter, I shaved my legs maybe three times—once for each month (Come on, it’s WINTER! ...On September 28, 2015 / By jansaenz
His hand is larger than mine, but I’m the one with the strength now. I fold my fingers over the edge of his palm, taking note of the ...On July 22, 2015 / By jansaenz
Many books on publishing will advise writers to research agents before choosing to query them. As far as I’m concerned, this isn’t just advise–it’s a straight up RULE. A seasoned ...On January 25, 2015 / By jansaenz
Attention fellow writers! I’ve got a little secret I’m going to let you in on, something most of the books on writing failed to tell you. Something you ...On August 11, 2014 / By jansaenz
You’re at your computer. You’re staring at a blank screen that you have promised 1000 words to before the day is up. And NOTHING is happening. Not even so ...On July 28, 2014 / By jansaenz
I keep waiting for things to slow down so I can finally sit and start writing a new book. So far, this plan of action is shit. Summer is crazy. ...On July 23, 2014 / By jansaenz
Ever realize that your most desirable wishes come with your most dreaded fears? Take money, for example. Everyone wants money. We all wanna hit the jackpot. But if my husband burst in ...On July 11, 2014 / By jansaenz
Jenny Slate is gold. vulture.com/2017/03/jenny-…
@StephScottYA omg, congratulations!!! That's too cool!
Wait, Jughead is a photographer? I'm slowly becoming more and more fascinated with the Sprouse twins.
Sean Spicer hates his job and we all know it.